Thanks for the Memory to
Wicked Thoughts:
HOW TO SING THE BLUES
UPDATE:I've decided to remove the body of this post. It seems too many people were given the mistaken impression that I wrote it. I did not. It was originally posted over at Wicked Thoughts. I agree with those who have kindly posted links to me: It's hilarious. So if you want to read it, go over to
Wicked Thoughts and give him both the credit AND the traffic.