A recent study conducted by the Oregon Research Institute, based here in Eugene, in conjunction with the Prevention Research center of Berkeley, California, has reached the following Earth-shattering conclusion, and I quoute from the local ABC affiliate's report:
Alcohol use among minors is highest in communities where it is easy for them to buy it,
.... No, really! The easier it is to GET alchohol, the more often it's used?
INCONCEIVABLE!
That pains my brain so badly, I need a drink, if you'll pardon me for saying so. Really, how much money was spent to reach such a mind-numbingly OBVIOUS conclusion?
If I could just shed this pesky conscience, I'd be changing my line of work to become a researcher.
