Thanks for the Memory to Ace of Spades HQ.
A worthy cause indeed:
Hey! Conservatives! Tired of listening to liberals whine about how apocalyptic Bush's reelection is? Hey! Liberals! Convinced that Bush is going to ruin America?
Now there's an organization for both of you!
HELP THEM LEAVE!
RELOCATION ASSISTANCE FOR "DISENFRANCHISED" CITIZENS
I don't think it's real, but darnit, don't I wish!