My phone beat my alarm clock by 45 minutes this morning. You can imagine how quickly I was awake. Sure enough, on the other end of the line was The Feared Redhead.
"Don't panic. I just need you to remind me how to deal solitaire to myself."
Apparently one of the complications to which a patient in her condition is succeptible is cabin fever. The Feared Redhead is also the Bored Redhead.
Me, not so much. Between her and the baby, I swear they're plotting to put me in the psychiatric ward.