Monday, June 13, 2005

MICHAEL JACKSON VERDICT IMMINENT!

I just got off the phone with The Feared Redhead, who tells me the jury has reached a verdict. A van is currently transporting Michael Jackson from Neverland to the courthouse, and the verdict should be read by 2:00 PM PDT.

Update (2:25 PM PDT):

NOT GUILTY!

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