Almost thou persuadeth me to respond, Smallholder.
But again you have made the same mischaracterization of my position which you have made every time this point comes up, and I have ceased believing that is unintentional. As long as that happens, I refuse to respond to the body of your post. You're going to beat a straw man every time, why should I bother defending the poor inanimate agrarian mannequin?
Can anyone guess what that mischaracterization is? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?