So with the wife in her first trimester, and her family history of severe morning sickness (HA! Morning indeed!) taking its toll (though not as severely as we feared), I've been avoiding eating anything with significant amounts of onion, garlic, or spices. Otherwise, she can smell it a mile off, and it makes her ill (I swear, we can fire all the drug and bomb sniffing dogs, and just hire pregnant women).
So I walk into the Pita Pit today, and what's staring me in the face? A bag of Sweet Maui Onion flavored potato chips.
This may be my last meal.