Thursday, August 26, 2004

You like? I Like!

Frightening likeness:





Now if only John Edwards would bleach his hair, we'd have Pool Boy!

Required Reading

Thannks for the Memory to the Llama Butchers.

The whole controversy regarding the swift boat vets and their Anti-Kerry book Unfit for Command is currently the rage all across Blogneyland. So it seems only fair to let Senator Kurtz Kerry defend himself.

In his own words.

The Things We Do for Love

Like walkin' in the rain and the snow
when there's... No place to G
SCRITCHZIIIIIIIP! *GRAB* POUND! SMASH! WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM! CRACKLE SPLINTER SHATTER! grumble grumble.... sweep sweep sweep DUMP.

*sigh* so much for THAT album. Listen, you stupid knownothing pop singer! You wanna talk about the things we do for love? empty and clean your pregnant wife's puke bucket for the umpteenth time, THEN come talk to me about "the things we do for love." Useless git.

Furthermore, whoever named it "morning" sickness should be killed slowly.

Now if you'll pardon me, I need coffee.